The Problem with Friars

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A band of friars lived in a friary up on top of a secluded mountain. They had hardly any money, so one day a small group got together, cut some lovely flowers out of the gardens, made them into bundles and went to the local marketplace, where to their happy surprise, they made fifty dollars!
They started selling flowers once a week and soon were making so much money, they hiked into town every day. In no time, they accumulated over $1,000 from their labours. But then the Guardian of the friary got word of their business and was furious. He lectured the friars about the evils of money and forbid them from selling more flowers. But the group of rebellious brothers refused to stop their lucrative trade and continued to clip the buds they nurtured and sell them in town.
Finally, the Guardian had to hire a guard named Hugh to watch over the naughty friars and make sure they stopped this practice and after two years, the head friar let him go, figuring the flower-selling problem was over. After he was released, however, the friars started cutting the flowers again (and there were a lot of them by now), going into town and selling them as they had before.
Then, the friary Vicar told the Guardian that the flower selling had begun anew, and suggested they should hire Hugh again.
“You’re right,” the Guardian nodded solemnly, “Only Hugh can prevent florist friars.”

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